Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Samara

Samara
I can understand why this was deleted rather than closed, but I wanted to preserve it, because Daphne's Blog rocks.

Amazing Person.
October 9, 2007 7:24 AM   Subscribe
I wish to tell you about an amazing person.

Look, how he has restored his Subaru by himself! Photos show in what conditions he was doing that.
I think, that if this person appeared on a space station in a difficult situation, he would manage to repair everything!
But why he does this by himself? The same idea has occurred to me. There is only one answer – he just doesn’t have money for the repair workshop. For me the only fact is important - this person has not lost his heart and has not got rid of his car!
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  1. uptime? More like crazy-time.
    posted by popechunk at 7:29 AM on October 9 [+] [!]

    This is weird.
    posted by Brittanie at 7:32 AM on October 9 [+] [!]

    Even weirder.
    posted by Brittanie at 7:33 AM on October 9 [+] [!]

    Meta.
    posted by jchgf at 7:34 AM on October 9 [+] [!]

    Are you just trying to sell a used car?
    posted by soundofsuburbia at 7:40 AM on October 9 [+] [!]

    Yes. Always.
    posted by generichuman at 7:52 AM on October 9 [+] [!]

    I really don't get this "SEO" industry.

    This has to be the most gigantic waste of resources ever seen in human history.
    posted by blacklite at 8:07 AM on October 9 [+] [!]

    But why he does this by himself?

    But why you do this by yourself?

    Answer in the please!
    posted by blacklite at 8:08 AM on October 9 [+] [!]

    Popcorn! Getcha popcorn here!
    posted by dg at 8:16 AM on October 9 [+] [!]

    Wait, I've heard this one.

    The answer is Jesus, right?

    Because when there was only one set of footprints, it was Jesus who was restoring the Subaru, right?
    posted by orthogonality at 8:21 AM on October 9 [1 favorite +] [!]

    Reno or Suzuki - no problems.
    Every 2-3 days I was changing the cars… was not satisfied … Testes Reno… I was being assured that one cannot find a better car - it runs ok, no noise – but what a hokey-pokey!"
    posted by jbickers at 8:27 AM on October 9 [+] [!]

    Testes Reno would be a good name for a band.
    posted by taz at 8:28 AM on October 9 [+] [!]

    I thought it was the latest in cosmetic surgery procedures?
    posted by dg at 8:30 AM on October 9 [+] [!]

    WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
    METATALK IS NOT SEO.
    GO HOME, SAMARA.
    posted by randomination at 8:33 AM on October 9 [3 favorites +] [!]

    Samara, I'm still waiting for the v1@gr@ to get my d!c% r0c% h@rd that I ordered from your people. Could you please forward it as soon as possible? Thanks.
    posted by Avenger at 8:50 AM on October 9 [+] [!]

    I heard that Subarumania gobbles donkeys.
    posted by Jofus at 8:51 AM on October 9 [+] [!]

    I don't care about the spammy incoherence, I for one vote that we keep samara as a pet. Just autoredirect all their links to zombo.com. Please dadmumdad, can we keep 'em, can we can we, huh, huh?! Pleeeeeeeeeeease?
    posted by peacay at 8:57 AM on October 9 [+] [!]

    Another SEO turd from this cock is being posted to the blue in 3....2....
    posted by Jofus at 9:00 AM on October 9 [+] [!]

    NO, peacay, put Samara back in the cage NOW!
    posted by Wilder at 9:03 AM on October 9 [+] [!]

    you know, if we just got rid of search engines none of this would ever happen.

    would it be worth it?

    y/n
    posted by Avenger at 9:05 AM on October 9 [+] [!]

    Truly, that is an amazing person. Thankyou.
    posted by flashboy at 9:07 AM on October 9 [+] [!]

    Why is is flagged, what's so bad about this post?

    Remember what fun can be had while the mods are sleeping.....
    posted by Wilder at 9:08 AM on October 9 [+] [!]

    Dazed and amazed, but still unphased. You? Crazed.
    posted by Abiezer at 9:12 AM on October 9 [+] [!]

    Remember what fun can be had while the mods are sleeping.....

    I used to miss this stuff when I lived on Eastern Standard. Now I know! Metafilter Europe has all the fun.
    posted by generichuman at 9:13 AM on October 9 [+] [!]

    I can't connect the dots. Have I lost my mind? I'm truly lost. What is this about? Is Samara really trying to promote a website in MetaTalk?
    posted by tellurian at 9:15 AM on October 9 [+] [!]

    Still open? Wowser.
    posted by sneakin at 9:17 AM on October 9 [+] [!]

    and on AskMe, tellurian. The busy little bee.
    posted by taz at 9:19 AM on October 9 [+] [!]

    Samara's "website". Bizarro.
    posted by sneakin at 9:21 AM on October 9 [+] [!]

    This rocks.
    posted by MrMustard at 9:26 AM on October 9 [+] [!]

    And by 'rocks', I mean, 'confuses the hell out of me'.
    posted by MrMustard at 9:27 AM on October 9 [+] [!]

    Don't anger Samara! You'll die in seven days!
    posted by Faint of Butt at 9:28 AM on October 9 [+] [!]

    Having perused Samara's website, I find we share an admiration for the nobility of the horse, so I now support her unequivocaly in whatever crazy shite she wants to pull here.
    posted by Abiezer at 9:35 AM on October 9 [+] [!]

    Ah! I see. On the other hand, (as sneakin has just mentioned), Daphne's blog rocks. I just we could have come across it another way.
    On preview: I see 'rocks' may be interpreted in a few different ways.
    posted by tellurian at 9:36 AM on October 9 [+] [!]

    Fuckin 'el (dot com).
    posted by Rhomboid at 9:38 AM on October 9 [+] [!]

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  2. Ummm....but what's Daphne's blog link?

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  3. Oops! Lost it in the edit. Fixed.

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